I've decided to quit my job, on advice from Authur Wallace Calhoun:
"A woman's name should appear in print but twice -- when she marries and when she dies."
On second thought, it's really too late for that.
So just don't get married, and the math should work out fine.
How was Naples?
Posted by: Lane on March 7, 2003 12:25 AMLane,
Oh dear, does no one understand this joke?! My father actually emailed this morning to ask whether I was quitting. (Note to all interested parties: I've no intention of quitting my job!)
The point is that a big part of my job involves getting my name into print repeatedly.
Naples was great! Send me an email when you get to town, yes?
Posted by: Marie on March 7, 2003 12:12 PMOhhhhhhhhh! I get it. But are you quitting your job?
Posted by: Keelay on March 7, 2003 1:01 PMSorry to hear you got fired. Good luck on the job market.
Posted by: Kyle on March 8, 2003 3:51 PMFired?! Oh, no! Hey, don't worry Marie - we're looking for a temporary receptionist...
Posted by: Amy on March 10, 2003 2:24 PMI haven't had a job in nearly a year. No worries. Here are some helpful hints for stretching those dimes:
1. No more removing the crusts from sandwiches.
2. Porn, music, and newspapers are available for free on the Internet.
3. Ebay your shoes and silly hats.
4. Give up your worldly posessions and follow me for I am the light.
Send me an email when you get to town, yes?
Yes. Now all you have to do is wait patiently by your email inbox for six months. Good thing you got fired!
Posted by: Lane on March 11, 2003 7:18 PMTee-hee.
Posted by: keelay on March 11, 2003 7:58 PM